Pokemon Go Review!
Pokemon go lost alot of popularity over the past months, WHY DID THEY LOSE POPULARITY.
Well Niantic promised but didn't keep their promise to update consistently alot of people got dissapointed.
They promised us that batteling would be an option but except gyms there wasn't realy any batteling involved in anyway.
People were hoping for some real pokemon catching, kinda like weakening the pokemond and catch it.
But what they gave us was throwing a ball and it would be fun if they would keep updating the game and actualy RELEASE the trading system and actualy RELEASE the batteling system.
They never did.
So first of all this game might look nice but it seems to me as a big dissapointment.
DO NOT MISUNDERSTAND ME !
This game is fun in some ways and it is quite entertainment and healthy in the same time.
Why ? cuz it keeps you busy it keeps you outside, Yes SPORT IS HEALTHY !
andddd.... Kind of necessary..... ISNT IT ISSSSSNT IT ?
EY YOU YOU ! ISNT IT NECESSARY TO SPORT ? no it isn't cuz if you're happy with yourself you're all GUUD except IF YOURE TRUMP TRUMP is trump héhé i'm not going to offend people.
Well while america is going to shit "No offense !" pokemon go is ruined.
HAIL POKEMON GO HAIL ! i'm kidding... Pokemon go used to attract MILLIONS of people.
Well 3 billion people of our population is online ("being on the internet") so ofcourse alot of nostalgic players went to play pokemon.
I actualy dislike and Like yeh i'm a girl so i'm weird. I AM A WEIRDO I BLEED EVERY MONTH ! okay too much details!
But yeh !
WHY I LIKE POKEMON GO!
I personally think pokemon go is good for people with some overweight but also good for some teambuilding or bonding in your family.
You're going to hunt together and if you have the right companion ? You can be busy for HOURS !
You can keep yourself entertaint if you want a pokemon so badly and it does give the pokemon vibe but they should alow batteling for a pokemon wich would make it tons better.
Cuz when people think about pokemon they think about those oldschool games where you had to weaken your enemies before catching them.
Where you had to lvl your pokémon but on pokémon go you'll NOTHING NOTHING LIKE THAT.
So i think that's where they went in the wrong.
I like how it brings back socializing.
You can keep yourself entertaint if you want a pokemon so badly and it does give the pokemon vibe but they should alow batteling for a pokemon wich would make it tons better.
Cuz when people think about pokemon they think about those oldschool games where you had to weaken your enemies before catching them.
Where you had to lvl your pokémon but on pokémon go you'll NOTHING NOTHING LIKE THAT.
So i think that's where they went in the wrong.
I like how it brings back socializing.
Cuz now people look at their screen with a reason with the same purpose as their friends if they play pokemon go ofcourse.
It would've been worthless if one of you guys is playing pokemon go and the other one is doing nothing boring the shit out of you.
Well we're a weird species i guess hahaha. no seriously we are a sadistic race we love to train fucking animals to fight for us ? like WTF I've never heard a pokemon saying AYO IM GOING TO PLAY HUMAN GO GOING TO COLLECT SOME HUMANS !
Did you ?
You're just as sadistic as i am hahaha i'm kidding No i'm not. TRAIN YOU ANIMALS TRAIN .
It would've been worthless if one of you guys is playing pokemon go and the other one is doing nothing boring the shit out of you.
Well we're a weird species i guess hahaha. no seriously we are a sadistic race we love to train fucking animals to fight for us ? like WTF I've never heard a pokemon saying AYO IM GOING TO PLAY HUMAN GO GOING TO COLLECT SOME HUMANS !
Did you ?
You're just as sadistic as i am hahaha i'm kidding No i'm not. TRAIN YOU ANIMALS TRAIN .
WHY I DISLIKE POKEMON GO !
It's rasistic towards pokemons, Nono i'm joking sorry if someone feels offended.
I AM SORRY OOOKAAAY DONT SUE ME
DONT SUE ME FOR MY DARK SENSE OF FUCKING HUMOR.
For all those people reading if you know me you should know i like to laugh and i like to entertain people so i'm sorry if this is kinda irritating to you, or offending in anyway.
I dislike pokemon go cuz of the lack of effort from niantic, the game was actualy a joke untill they decided to make it.
MILLIONS OF PLAYERS AND 3 GOOD UPDATES HAS BEEN DONE ?
I think this pokebuddy patch was actualy good but much too late they lost too many players to actualy make it worth.
It's more pay to win than people imagine and a very expensive game even though it seems innocent it costs alot to keep your 4g up 24/7 to catch pokemon and you might think...
WHO DA F**K KEEPS THEIR 4G UP 24/7
Well if you want to progress in this game you'll actualy HAVE TO leave your 4g on at all time... Why you might ask?
Well if there is a good pokemon nearby you wouldn't know when ur 4g is off this makes filling ur pokedex a very hard A VERY HARD thing to do.
Everyone likes dragonite, mr. Mime, tauros, farfetched but you won't get any of these with your 4g offline cuz you need to hatch eggs but they won't hatch aslong as ur 4g is offline.
So that is why this game is so expensive.
SHOULD YOU PLAY POKEMON GO !?
Well, if you are going to play and you want a kickstart you should check out: https://www.g2play.net?r=9913&___store=g2play_net_english
So you don't have to go through the boring stage of the game, if you don't want to spend any money you could also download the EXCLUSIVE GUIDE i'm releasing at this post !
It's very easy and good for beginners aswell for more advanced players and you'll endup with a FREE GARYDOS wich normally you need 400 magikarp candies to get one.
It would take ages without this guide don't you think ?
You should catch 134 Magikarps or walk 400 KM with your pokebuddy before you could evolve one ? WELL THIS GUIDE BYPASSES ALL THESE THINGS LEGALLY!!!
YES LEGALLY so let's go to the amazing guide?
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